moshedpotatoes94:

And that day I decided to never go to the hairdresser ever again.

I would beg you to reconsider, especially if your hair is quite long.  
Oh, I am practically salivating at the thought.  How naughty of me.

moshedpotatoes94:

And that day I decided to never go to the hairdresser ever again.

I would beg you to reconsider, especially if your hair is quite long.  

Oh, I am practically salivating at the thought.  How naughty of me.



It’s been a while, hasn’t it, my dears?



Anonymous whispered, "Hey Fred, I was wondering what your thoughts are on your own hair? Do you feel an urge to trim it the way you do other people's?"

It’s…different, from other hair.  It doesn’t feel the same.  I don’t get the same joy cutting my own that I get when cutting another’s luscious locks. I don’t…feel naughty at all, actually.

With Love,

Fred



noelle17ana whispered, "I just finally finished reading all your posts! Maybe, for my diligence, I could have a free trim? Just a trim, nothing more?"

My dear, I do not think I could stop myself at “just a trim.”  Oh no, definitely not.  I’m afraid I wouldn’t be able to help myself from getting a little naughty.

With Love,

Fred



rollingvintage whispered, "You use very proper grammar....who taught you?"

I’ve always been very good with English, second only to my talents in barbering.  

I believe many of my customers followers have enjoyed the grand rhyme I put together, which documented my holiday with my Aunt and her darling Courage.

With Love,

Fred



deathandlovehasovercome whispered, "Can I have your whole poem please? Or whatever you say in the t.v show?"

If you search my tag, I daresay you’ll find at least a dozen renditions. My loyal customers followers do so love a good rhyme.

With Love,

Fred


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rollingvintage whispered, "If I let you cut my hair...how short would it be?"

Oh, my dear.

I’m afraid there may be nothing left.

That’s so naughty of me, but I certainly can’t help it.

Not that I should like to try.

With Love,

Fred



youraveragemc whispered, "Hey Fred, I'm in need of a hair cut. Do you think you could help me out? (:"

When there is a will, there is a way, my Aunt Muriel used to say.

And I may be feeling a certain way, so I suppose it could be done.

With Love,

Fred



amberlikescats whispered, "Why are you so naughty???"

I just can’t seem to help myself.

Even my landlords can’t figure out why exactly…

With Love,

Fred



Anonymous whispered, "Fred.. I've been wondering... Why would you shave Courage's fur? Can't you see how scared he is of you?? o_O You are one scary dude, and I understand how he feels."

My dear Anonymous,

I am quite put out that you feel that I am a “scary dude.”  I’m sure dear Courage doesn’t feel the same—he’s such a sweet little doggy.

As for the shaving…just one glance at his perfect, lush fur and I’m sorry to say that I felt a little, well, naughty.

With Love,

Fred



syntheticskyline:

Freaky Fred from Courage. D: He is so creepy!

Now, that’s not very nice.
I would say I am much more naughty than creepy.  But perhaps that is simply my feelings on the matter?

syntheticskyline:

Freaky Fred from Courage. D: He is so creepy!

Now, that’s not very nice.

I would say I am much more naughty than creepy.  But perhaps that is simply my feelings on the matter?



Sometimes I like to get a bit naughty 

thetallblacknerd:

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I am so delighted that I’m not the only one.



kerokerocola:


And he safely arrived in Canada the other day. *grins*



Goodness!  First artwork and now sculptures.  Oh, and I do look so delightfully naughty, too!

kerokerocola:

And he safely arrived in Canada the other day. *grins*

Goodness!  First artwork and now sculptures.  Oh, and I do look so delightfully naughty, too!



maneuntamedakabarbara whispered, "Oh dear out of all the places I go to you are there. *she lets out a exapperated sigh* Well at least you are locked away in that home for freaky barbers so you won't be anywhere near me...*gulp* I hope."

Dearest Barbara,

It pains me that you have yet to forgive me for that one, little hair cut. 

I do admit, however, it was entirely naughty of me to not ask permission first.  Perhaps we could call it a folly of youth?

But your hair, oh dear, how could I resist?

With much love,

Fred



Anonymous whispered, "Ansewer it fredy it could change your life forever. *foams*"

I do hope you are all right?  

Though, I do believe I will take your advice.

With Love,

Fred



A Little Bit Nauuughty


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