syntheticskyline:

Freaky Fred from Courage. D: He is so creepy!

Now, that’s not very nice.

I would say I am much more naughty than creepy.  But perhaps that is simply my feelings on the matter?

Sometimes I like to get a bit naughty 

thetallblacknerd:

I am so delighted that I’m not the only one.

I am simply delighted to hear this!

I cannot promise not to be so naughty again, my dear, and for that I apologize.  I cannot seem to help myself with hair as beautiful and lush and…

Oh dear.

kerokerocola:

And he safely arrived in Canada the other day. *grins*

Dearest Barbara,

It pains me that you have yet to forgive me for that one, little hair cut. 

I do admit, however, it was entirely naughty of me to not ask permission first.  Perhaps we could call it a folly of youth?

But your hair, oh dear, how could I resist?

With much love,

Fred

I do hope you are all right?  

Though, I do believe I will take your advice.

With Love,

Fred

How strange!!  I just received a message from my lovely Barbara and I just simply don’t know what to do with myself…

…Do I answer it?

I don’t know if she could ever forgive me for being doing something so naughty to her.

With Love,

Fred

ask-the-cowardly:

fredthefreakybarber:

cowardlyconfessions:

Fred is adorable.

Oh!

Why, thank you!  I’m feeling all warm and fuzzy inside…

Or perhaps I am just feeling a little bit naughty.

I really shouldn’t let these sorts of things go to my head.

But it is so difficult.

Courage: Adorable?! He shaved me bald!

I really only did it out of love, my dear doggy.

How could I resist?

cowardlyconfessions:

Fred is adorable.

Oh!

Why, thank you!  I’m feeling all warm and fuzzy inside…

Or perhaps I am just feeling a little bit naughty.

I really shouldn’t let these sorts of things go to my head.

But it is so difficult.

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It seems I get so many of my customers followers asking this question.  Of course, there is room in my heart for every one of you naughty beings.  Yes, we can indeed be friends, my dear.

With love,

Fred

I am so glad to hear that.  I would return the sentiment, but it would be so naughty of me to play favourites amongst my customers followers, don’t you think?

With love,

Fred

I must have been especially naughty this year because I didn’t get the shiny pair of scissors that I asked Santa for.

That’s when my tired eyes beheld, a doggy dog, like dog, he smelled, D-O-G, is what he spelled, and that’s how I spell… naughty. 

Did I ever tell you just how much I love animals?

Especially that naughty scamp, Courage.

Thank you very much.  You aren’t so bad, yourself.  In fact, I’m sure you are delightfully naughty.

With love,

Fred

It’s always lovely to hear from my customers fans.  I’m lucky to have someone who can appreciate how naughty I can be sometimes.  As to your question, the answer is always yes.

With love,

Fred