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Freaky Fred

Indeed.

How I do miss seeing the stars in Nowhere.  I hope Aunt and dear Courage have been enjoying it.

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It is very quiet for a Saturday night. 

What sorts of naughty things are my lovely customers followers getting up to this weekend?

I’ve never met the fellow, no.

I have read about him in history, however, and he seems just a little bit naughty for royalty—my kind of king.

With love,

Fred

I do not have a ladyfriend, as you put it.  I still have my hopes that dear Barbara will return my affections.  Even if I was a bit naughty, in the past.

With love,

Fred

My Aunt Muriel is simple lovely, isn’t she?  She is so kind, even to a naughty nephew such as myself.  I often wonder how she came to marry a man such as Uncle Eustace, since he is so withdrawn, but I’m quite sure he must have some redeeming qualities!  Little Courage is such a playful thing.  I remember pictures of him as a puppy from when Aunt first adopted him.  He was so very adorable, as you may imagine!

I do hope this satisfied your question.

With love,

Fred

I’ll see what I can do.

With love,

Fred

I do love pancakes!  My Aunt Muriel makes the best pancakes in Nowhere, in my humble opinion.

With love,

Fred

As it was last pointed out by Anon that my typist’s link was not working, the error has been fixed as of this moment.  In future moments of forgetfulness, my typist and I greatly appreciate it when we are notified of such things.  

Thank you and have a naughty day.

Oh!  She does apologize for such a naughty mistake.  It shall be rectified immediately!  Thank you for letting us know.

With love,

Fred

I am in a certain mood today and feel that today is a day to speak with my lovely customers followers.  Would any of you naughty beings care to send me a message?

　

I do give myself a trim when it calls for it.  Otherwise, it is already quite stylish, wouldn’t you agree.  Also, cutting one’s own hair doesn’t have that delightfully naughty feeling to it, unfortunately.

With love,

Fred

This will have been my 200th post! 

I rarely ever resist, to be quite honest.

I find such satisfaction in misbehaving, you see.  In other words, I do so enjoy being naughty.

With love,

Fred

You certainly can do anything, little Courage.  Especially sporting a lovely trim from my aunt’s favourite, naughty nephew. 

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Hello new friend, my name is Fred and
the words you hear are in my head.
I say, I said, my name is Fred,
and I've been... very naughty.

Direct your questions here.

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